So many men... It's a numbers game... Update to Mrs Robinson

Lets start with an update...   Mrs Robinson did NOT happen. I met Pizza Boy and lets just say NO!  He was super shy and freakishly awkward...not at all like the persona from his texting.  I feel bad for him and maybe he needs a Mrs. Robinson to teach him and guide him, but that is not me.  I considered it but ultimately decided I did not want to be his "guardian angel of sex"!  Just the nature of a "younger" man and the conversations I have had with my friends... well he would not need a blue pill... he would outlast your stamina,  he might "cum" before you even touch him but at least he would be able to get hard again and keep going..  Yeah - these conversations happened!  

In addition to Pizza Boy not happening..  the 36 year old I was talking to (or was he 38... I lost track!) wanted to see me/meet me/pleasure me but I said no. I had come back after a late night with friends and he tried so "hard" bless his heart. I told him I could meet him the next day... but alas no...  So long Casper....  There have been a few others I was chatting with as well and they just simply disappear - all in time for them to be a ghost for Halloween.  I am totally ok with all of these...  it was time for them to disappear ....

It truly is a numbers game!  How many can you talk to on so many sites to make sure you meet a few good men!  We know the men do this with the ladies.

Which brings us to the present and my current balancing act.  I have a meeting date tonight ... Friday night a 3rd date with Southern Gentleman... and Sat another coffee date meeting.  There is a 4th one I need to find time to meet as well. Craziness but oh so much fun!  The one I am meeting tonight is the one I seem to have the most in common with.  If anything goes beyond coffee (not tonight of course) I will dub him Latin Lover.  The one for coffee Sat I will call Nice Jewish Man (NJM).  The one I have yet to meet.... well he is already nicknamed in my head as Sexy Scrub Nurse!

I am having fun making up for the past 8+ years.... 

Gotta run and get some work done before my Boudoir Photo shoot. 
I am Large and In Charge Ladies!

Mrs Robinson

I think I may have officially crossed the twilight zone into Mrs Robinson.  (Just in case I have a younger reader...  Mrs. Robinson is a term used to describe an older woman pursuing someone younger than herself, in reference to the character from the 1967 movie The Graduate.)

I am chatting now with not only a 36 year old (I have yet to decide on his nickname) but... don't judge me.... a 27 year old.  YIKES!  I know...  I am trying NOT to think about his age since my friends have kids this age and older... although our text conversation certainly does not indicate in any way he is 27.  That said - the fact that he has graduated college and is a manager at a fast food restaurant of sorts (lets call him Pizza Boy) does not help matters.

I will meet him tomorrow for coffee and we will go from there. I can tell you that coffee with Pizza Boy is going to be super odd based on the hot steamy sexting ;)  I did ask him why he was wanting to be with and provide stress relief to an older woman and the answer I got was that girls his age were "trashy", looking for "pot" and "money".  

I am feeling a bit "trashy" myself right now - but only because I need a cold shower!  I am not ashamed to say I am having fun being an empowered safe slut sowing her oats after a marriage that was awful * and a divorce that was way worse!   I am not looking for a LTR with Pizza Boy- only some fun  - and why not. LTFS!     Feeling Large and In Charge ... 
Here's to you Mrs Robinson!

*The best thing to come from my last marriage was my amazing son.

A quickie

I have been on line on dating sites for 6 days and I am talking with 6 different men.  Most fascinating. I met one so far and it went really well.  #2 (I will call him Casanova) is intensely into sex - it is THE topic of conversation. He is very sure that he is going to want to do certain things to me that he describes in great detail.   How conversations and dating have changed since way back when the sites first started peaking.  Come to think of it, how I have changed.  It is way different being a woman in her 40′s.  Did I mention that this is a cougar / Mrs Robinson situation… he is 11 years my junior!  LTR material? Probably not.. but oh the fun I can think of!  BTW I need a good sign off line like TITS UP or Madge the Vag’s Twats up Ladies…  Anyone have something good for me to begin or end with? I do like a happy ending….

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