Update to Casanova

Well - 6 days later at midnight, 11:56 PM to be precise, I got a call from Casanova.  It went something like this...  
Me:  Hello
Him: Hi
Me: Who is this
Him: You forgot about me
(Ahhh yes, Casanova I thought)
Me: I deleted you from my phone actually. I had not heard from you since last Wed night...
Him:  Well I have not heard from you
Me:  Seriously?
Him:  I was upset that you requested that of me (he is talking about using Condoms by the way...)
Me:  That is the RESPONSIBLE thing to do... I just met you.  We do not really know each other...
Him: I looked in your eyes (eye roll here) and we had a connection
Me:  Its like meeting someone at a bar - you are a virtual stranger
Him: I did not meet you at a bar and do not feel that way.  Are you still seeing others? Did you meet Fireman and Mr Pompano?
Me: Yes indeed - I am talking to them (and others I thought).  I met them too. I am on there to date and meet people until such time as I meet someone for a LTR
Him: Well, I do not want to compete with them.  Once they are gone and you are not seeing them and you want to come back to me, I will be here. Call me.
Me: Ok great bye

WTF!  Is Casanova serious? WOW - is he full of himself or what! Latin Lover won't be seeing my booty any time soon..... make that EVER!

P.S.  As I already knew 100% - I am clean clean clean. No STD's, No HIV, Can't get preggo. I am good!  Suffice to say I am one lucky individual considering how much fun I had in college!

Casanova

I met Casanova a few days ago...  We met at a coffee shop - he asked me to stand up and turn around so he could look at me (since I have no full length shots of me on line) and he said he liked what he saw and to not lose my butt!  We only had 45 min together...  mind you he did not even offer to buy me a coffee or an iced tea?  So he asked if we could take a walk...  we walked outside and he grabbed my hand for the step down - which was nice and a gentleman.  We walked down thru the various strip plazas (The entire time I am praying there is no one I know near by).  He then grabbed me against a wall and passionately kissed me.  He did not even ask....  which I have mixed feeling about.  It was super hot but at the same time totally not a gentleman.  This happened two more times btw...  I was flustered and mind blown.  He said i was red as a tomato... He was intent on us meeting up to have a meeting of the bodies...  the NEXT day were were talking and then I had texted him about having protection...  to which stopped him in his hot tracks.  He was taken back.  He said he was just going to trust that I was safe and he figured vice versa as he has been tested and often is due to what I will call a charitable/empathetic medical situation (to protect privacy I will not go into those details).  Hello Mr Casanova - did you get blood and swabbed? When was the last time? How many have you really courted like this?  You say none so far but....     Look - I hate condoms in the worst way - I really do. They are just awful - and honestly the fact that I am safe and clean after all I did in college  - really is a miracle in and of itself... but this is 2019!  We have to have some mode"cum" of responsibility? No?  I would love hot sex with a total stranger but at what risk?
I scheduled a test to have a baseline and show I am clean in the meantime. I even told him (I mean again - I would love to have some fun with the boy (again, 11 years my jr)...
He did send back a sly fox emoji... and then radio silence.  I have not heard from him since that emoji.  Sorry for bursting your hot bubble Mr Casanova - I guess you were filled with a lot of Hot Air!
#wtf #dating #casanova #sex #safety #condoms 

A quickie

I have been on line on dating sites for 6 days and I am talking with 6 different men.  Most fascinating. I met one so far and it went really well.  #2 (I will call him Casanova) is intensely into sex - it is THE topic of conversation. He is very sure that he is going to want to do certain things to me that he describes in great detail.   How conversations and dating have changed since way back when the sites first started peaking.  Come to think of it, how I have changed.  It is way different being a woman in her 40′s.  Did I mention that this is a cougar / Mrs Robinson situation… he is 11 years my junior!  LTR material? Probably not.. but oh the fun I can think of!  BTW I need a good sign off line like TITS UP or Madge the Vag’s Twats up Ladies…  Anyone have something good for me to begin or end with? I do like a happy ending….

#quickie #relationships #sex #dating #wtf #cougar #mrsrobinson #casanova